ok this is my 25th post of the month, and...yeah.

i have practically nothing to blog about, but since there are readers out there so i'll probably just rant on my cousin, HEXI or HESAI or HEHE or HEEHEE or MONKEY or MALAU or SAILOU or SMELLY etc... ok last night i had a nice sleep, because i was all alone in the room. my cousin had gone to his friends birthday party at east coast, and slept over at the chalet. hahahaha. 

actually i'm kinda neutral about my cousin, but on that thursday that had completely changed my opinion. i woke up early in the morning to switch off my alarm, which i always so, before stoning on the bed. however, my cousin, who always wakes up earlier than me because his school is in yishun and he has to travel so much further and his school starts earlier, except for wednesdays, decided to stand infront of my bed. suddenly his nose itched and he sneezed, all over my face. luckily it was only his spit and no snot came out. or else i would've rushed to the bathroom and spend 1 hour washing my face and risk being late for school. its really disgusting to have someone sneeze right into your face, from a high above down. it's really...UHHH!!! gross. hahahahahahaha

second thing i hate about him. HE NEVER BRINGS HIS KEY OUT. and he always goes out. then when he comes back he expects someone to be there to open the door for him. and its not as if he doesnt have a key. omgosh i just saw a lizard. ok thats random. so yeah he has a key, but never brings it out. he just leaves it at home lying on the table. if that's the case, then why even have a key? also, sometimes i'm busy doing stuff, and he comes to the doorstep and says ‘樂B! 開門!’ then i tell him that im busy, and he says ‘快d啦!’ then i ignore him and he just stares into the house, shouts to the maid or something. sometimes i ask her not to open the gate for him, to teach him a lesson, but he just wouldnt learn. in the end he still gets in, but he wasted a lot of time outside. 

third thing. he always misplaces his things, except his key, which still lies on the table. whenever he is going out, he will frantically search for his EZ-Link card and if he cant find it, he will ask people to help him find it. why can't he just put it into his wallet like i do? when i ask him to do that, he says ‘無要’ well sometimes i cant help him, he's just the way he is.

fourth thing. he can fart everywhere. and they are really loud and really stink. really. its like so ewww! his fart can be smelt from a 5 metre radius. like disgusting. totally. and sometimes he farts on the bed, and being just below him, yes, double deck, i can really smell the stench emerging from his butt. and because of that sometimes i get insomnia. grrrr!

5th thing. when he comes home from anywhere, be it school, party, shopping centre, kbox, he doesnt bathe. instead he goes to play, or sleep. and, he only sleeps at two places, the sofa, or MY BED! well i dont mind him not bathing, but my bed?! and now he's sleeping on my bed again. i really hate that, cause he has his own bed and he wants to sleep on mine. not like it's any different, cause its not. but still, he sleeps on MY BED, leaving me with nowhere to sleep. i cant sleep on the sofa unless im really tired, and when im really tired i can sleep everywhere, except underwater and all those, you get what i mean. omgosh i saw that lizard again! and why does he like to sleep on my bed? not like it's more attractive or something... and when i go for camps or overseas i bet he sleeps my bed behind my back. haiz.... he is weird.

6th thing. he is madly in love with Ai Otsuka, a japanese singer, and listens to her songs everyday. i hear them so often that i can even memorise some of the lyrics. and their tunes of course. sometimes it just gets so irritating. haiz.... his message tone, ringtone, and alarm tones are all otsuka ai songs. like wth. he really is obsessed with her. he buys her album, even though he has all her songs. i think. what a weird cousin i have...